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A response blog for Tristan Shook's Shooting Elephants.

It won't all be pithy.

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Apr
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I live offline

SE: Tristan’s Move

DE: I don’t even know what half of this stuff is.  Meebo?  That sounds like a friend of Nemo.  I still use AIM (when I IM).  What does that say about me?

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Yay America!

SE: Automated Restaurant

DE: Not so, Ms. Glick.  Anyone who has been to a Sheetz (there are about 1324092 of them in Pennsylvania), has been ordering custom-made sandwiches, hot dogs, burgers, salads, nachos, etc. on a touch screen for years.  The only difference between Sheetz and this place in Germany would be that an actual human hands the finished product to you as opposed to a “system of metal tracks.”  And by that I assume she means some sort of car moving along a network of metal tracks, not just tracks.

I know, writing about how an American firm has broken ground in anything is so passe (with the exception of Apple, of course).  But let’s never forget, America kicks ass.

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Placenta = Pancake

SE: Tasty, Tasty Placenta

DE: Did you know that the words placenta and pancake have the same etymological roots?  Chew on that the next time you consider hotcakes as a dining option.

Apr
10th
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The Death of MSM

SE: Booklending with Paperspine

DE: There is virtually no one who reads this blog that thinks mainstream media has this whole 21st century thing figured out, but the place where the most creativity will be required is with print based content.  Speaking for myself, it’s torture to read more than a few pages worth of stuff online and I’m skeptical about the handheld electronic readers that are now on the market.  Paperspine might be on to something here, but books aren’t movies or music and it will be interesting to see if online distribution of massive text-based works manages to get picked up by the masses.

Apr
9th
Wed
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Genesis 1:1

Tristan Shook is my roommate from college and hetero-lifepartner.  His blog, Shooting Elephants, is one of the few things I read on a daily basis that actually provokes a response but due to Tumblr not providing a commenting option my pith was being suppressed.  Well no more.  This blog is hereby the official response to the goings-on at Shooting Elephants.  If you have a comment about something I write, well, start your own blog I guess.  It’s easy.